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  • kleopxtra:

    🍵🌸🐲 harajuku ghetto 🐲🌸🍵

    (Source: suicideforestmagic, via wildchildxxxxx)

  • headlikeanorange:

    Bennett’s wallaby in Tierpark Nordhorn, Germany.

    (via karenlouise)

  • neverlaur:

    neverlaur:

    bowlingforwhoop:

    neverlaur:

    So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

    they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

    Oh, they were.

    Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
    Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
    Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

    Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

    (Source: laureninlilly, via fdsalicia)

  • catbountry:

    didney-worl-no-uta:

    peterpayne:

    Having fun with the “Pregnancy Announcement” meme, which exploded onto the Internet today. It’s called 妊娠コラ (“pregnancy collaboration”) in Japanese. 

    OPTIMUS PRIME NO

    image

    Am I doin’ this right?

    image

    Okay, there we go.

    (via samantha-cakes)

  • siderealscion:

    mALEFISHIENT, MARK

    ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

    (these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

    (via wrong-kill-yo)

  • blackberryshawty:

    Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
    image

    (via thefuuuucomics)

  • damnitsizzi:

    ahoyamity:

    ausonia:

    Moon Bridge

    how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

    With determination.

    (via helllllakitty)

  • foodchewer:

    don’t disappoint your dogs

    (via helllllakitty)

  • crimescenecumstains:

    I FUCKING SAW THIS AT TARGET AND ALMOST PISSED MYSELF

    (Source: nikeairkicks, via timothydelaghetto)